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Wife:Where are you?

Wife (on the phone): Where the hell are you, jerk? 

Husband: Darling, you remember that jewellery shop where you saw that necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and I told you, "Baby, it'll be yours one day!" 

Wife: Suddenly in a soft polite voice "Yeah, yeah, I remember, my love!" 

Husband: I am at the bar just next to that shop! 

Wife: Go to hell, you jerk!

New drugs 4 MEN created by WOMEN

New drugs 4 MEN created by WOMEN Scientists beware! ANIVERSIA :- Triggers memories of birthdays and anniversaries. SLIMOXIL :- Widens male cornea making wives appear slim. SPORTOBLIND X :- Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word "sports" on TV. WORKOCETAMOL :- Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores. SHOPHOFOBEX :- Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently. FLIRTONATE-N :- It makes a black covering in the eyes when a girl is passing by :)

Economist in bed

Economist in bed? 

When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities - she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed. 

After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order - she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.